... and conflicted.
You see I want to get a Twitter account but I don't want to tell my real birthday.
What do I do?
Do I make stuff up?
OR
Do I tell the truth and risk being hacked.
This is a really difficult decision.
On the one hand I don't want to lie to people
but on the other hand I really want a Twitter account.
Does it count as a lie if your first tweet is.
"Dear Twitter, That's not my real birthday. I made it up. Love, Conflicted"
I'm not trying to deceive anyone and I would be telling them the truth.
Besides they just want to know if I'm 12 or not.
Which I'm not.
Lemmie think.
Hmm
Good news. I'm not bored.
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