Notes from somewhere in the night Gotham City ...

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Why is Grant from Mythbusters singing doo wap in the men's?

(Actually these guys are really good.)


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Crazy. Stupid. Love.

The problem with crazy, stupid, and love in a movie is that the current film industry thinks that - if - it's love? It must ...

Ah who am I kidding.

Poptarts are better for you than this movie.

Marathon watching of the PowerPuff Girls cartoons is a better use of your time.

Heck Jennifer Anniston did it better a bunch of times.

The entire film catalog of the 1980 -90's did it better.

Even the 1970's did it better with the Brady Bunch.

Archaic references? Yes because this formula is so over done that you better have something different to say about it or leave it alone.

This weekend I'm going to see Cowboys vs Aliens. It's about a cowboy of the 1800's who wakes up with amnesia and a very bad feeling. He's been abducted. By aliens. No, not the illegal kind. The kind from outter space.
Kind of like the Wild Wild West movie . The one with Will Smith.

This one.


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Oh no. It's really, really, really ..... a movie review? WTF?

Crazy. Stupid. Love

Well there's your review of this movie.
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I'm not paying 10 bucks plus pop and corn to see this movie.

I don't care about Ryan G's junk or his abs.

(Really not that big of a deal.)

I REALLY don't care to see Steve Carrol "shudder" suffer.

(I saw Dan in Real Life. I saw Date Night. It's not stupid enough to be clever (think Dinner for Smucks). Honest to God Steve, please you seem funny. Enough with the suffering.)
It's not good parody and this kind of thing has been done to death or much better for serious. It's like eatting frog's legs, you try it, you think "Awh, this is awful. WHY did I even begin to think this would be a good idea." Yet, you soldier on thinking of all those starving keygrips but it's so bad you go see CowboysVSAliens to get the "bad taste" out of your mouth.

Maybe it's time for the "ennui" generation to get that it isn't the best to parody itself or come up with the next Friends franchise/clone. PLEASE leave the 80's and 90's out of it.

OR make a real live movie about what happens to to you when you get divorce in YOUR OWN time period.

Go make another vampire movie,parody the 70's,or make "JerseyShore.The Movie".

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Cranky this AM.



Smile Away..

It would seem that I'm not particularly good at being celibate. Which is why it was very good that I missed that Irish golf commentator guy on LLS with Tv's CF.

CF and that guy in the same interview would be tricky. :)

That's why I'm watching this




I reaaallllyy don't like being celibate.


REEEEEEAAAAALLLLLYYYYY.



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(Gosh is that all???)

The being celibate thing is getting really old.

Seriously old.

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While I was reading on the Internet, I came  upon some pretty mean spirited comments on the death of Amy Winehouse.  LOL Where I'm from we try hard not to speak ill of the dead, especially of the tragically departed.

For Ms. Winehouse

Lot of unhappy people in this world.



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I've finally found someone who is an absolute prick.

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Dear diary,

Craig Ferguson is either pre taped or on vaca repeats.

The "fly in my ointment" has finally gotten a clue and fledged.

Pup is okay.

WB is okay.

And I've got stuff to put on my already done list.

Not sure that I remember how but I need to have fun STAT!

What to do? What to do?

I've given it the best effort. I've been told that everyone has their life to live and I'm not invited. I tried and I tried and then I sat down and really thought about it. If folks are all squared away and don't need me? My time is now my own. Hmmm. That's not happened for over 20 years. I actually have time to myself and a boat. Hmmmm. I can go fishin' or sailing without having to coordinate. I can go sit in the hammock and read in the evening. All I have to do is keep up with the pups.

So I thought some more and well - if no one needs me (too late you already said that you didn't) -well I'm gonna take a vacation too. Stay up. Sleep in. Screw off.

Ya'll? I ain't NEVER had too much fun. :D

Seriously, I've got to go goof off now.

Yay!

AuthorAnn

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*(Please don't forget the legal and moral clause whille you're at it. Will keep you outta' trouble while you're having fun with life. )

 

 

 

 

Happy summer.

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"Me?  I'm looking forward to my old age.


I'm gonna drink heavily, laugh at inappropriate but funny times, and then smile when I hear folks say,

"Bless her heart. It's just the old age senility setting in."

There I'll sit drunker'n spit on Ole I Don't Give a Spit and laughin' my fool head off.


Cause they're stupider' than spit.. "


- c anne ford



Happy (belated) National Cowboy Day.


All together now ---


"Well it's a drrrry towwwn to beer no liquir for miles around. I'd give a nickel for a sip or two to wash be down outta this drrrrry tooownnn...."

Hic'


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(Note: Then again maybe not.)



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I'm not sure that I agree with  N. Y. Zyrjdvmlj . 

 

 

Sometimes in this life it is  "...S FSE'L LMUGVELGXVML ..."  that is the MOST  "... XRJSH

 

GVFNSEXVE..."    It will tell the truth no matter how much we try to ignore.

 

 

Just saying.

 

 

Hugs,

 

 

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