I was asking this lady in the parking lot...

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"What would you think if your significant other gave you a treadmill for your anniversary?"

Her reaction was exactly like mine.

"They think you're fat."

Not the kind of romantic anniversary type reaction a person might be hoping for.

Sigh.

Okay.

Alittle help. I used to get hired as Cupid. It's been a while, but maybe this will help.

Step one.

Sit next to them on the couch.

Step two.

Hold their hand.

Step three.

Look at them and tell them that you think they are the most beautiful person you've ever seen.

Step four

They may think you've lost it. Tell them that it does feel abit weird but that you didn't want them to go another minute without knowing how much you love them. You may be clueless about some things but not about this.

Step five

Kiss them on the cheek. Anywhere else and they'll think you're horney and just making a pass. You might be but reign it in. This is about emotional stuff not hormones. At least not about your hormones.

Step six

Offer to rub their feet or take them out with their friends. This last bit is good. Be the designated guy and take their friends out on the town. Dance with them all fast but save the slow dancing for the person you love.

Step seven.

Almost at the end.

The next morning? Have flowers delivered and let them sleep in.

That's it for now.

Unless they asks you to, do not get them a treadmill.

If you want to show them you care about their health? Take them for a walk on the beach or send them to a spa.





Even the most independent person, appreciates a little tenderness.