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I'm  bored.
That terrible bored that has me hanging upside down from the rafters in the attic.
Nothings helping.
I've tried eatting,
sleeping,
running,
pooping,
singing,
standing,
sitting,
hopping on one foot,

and

(deep breath)

playing with the dogs.

My eyes are glazed over and nothing is helping.
I need -
Something.
A kiss or a hug might help.
Or sex.
Sex would be good.

Only that's not an option.

So I'm sitting here.
Smile plastered on my face and party manners in gear. Asking anyone within earshot,


."Hello. Want a tasty donut?"







I am so bored..

c anne ford