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I smell maple bacon and orangejuice (fresh).
This is not fair.
Stomach is growling, "Feeeed me!"
This is what comes from being celibate.
No sex to distract stomach.
If I had sex? My stomach would be waaaaay too busy to worry with food.
Not even maple bacon with fresh orange juice would be a distraction.
Not even if it was served with in bed room service is a lovely B and B in New Orleans.
Grumbles.
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The bacon and oj smell is really intense. Now has undertones of a crisp apple. Crunch.
ReplyDeleteMust have sex.
(This is serious.)
No I don't understand it either. This is the most popular blog post of the month.
ReplyDelete.