"Any woman who feeds you cookies that make you fat is either pregnant,
wants to get pregnant,
wants to get pregnant,
or lives in a candy house in the middle of a magical forrest.
Quick!
Check the cookie crumbs for a pregnancy test."
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ReplyDeleteThere will be no heartfelt posts about the magic of Christmas lights or the precious way we decorated the kitchen. By the time I'd get the stuff unpacked and on the wall it will be time to take it off the walls and pack it up. I'm buying a big box of cookies from Sams, giving everyone honorary memberships to PETA, and then dragging my sorry self to somewhere warm.
I already put a wreath up and it's not one of those fake kind.
Merry me Christmas to a suite at the Loew's Miami and a spot on the beach.
Ho, ho, and out of here.
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