Helpful household hints from GoatHerderBoy

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Hint # 356


Never put iced tea into a hot mug that you just got out of the dishwasher.

It will break from thermal expansion.





Please note:

Apparently it's wrong to test the theory of thermal expansion on your roomate's favorite football mug.

They don't really care about the wonder of science.

All they care about is that there better be another beer mug in the cabinet and a case of beer in the fridge on Saturday or someone will be in big trouble.


Tends to make them mad.


That is all.


Oh and Old Miss (or is it Mississippi State (I forget) no longer has a mascot.

I know, I don't care either but it is true.

Their future replacement mascot might be "the land shark."

Again? I know I don't care either.

The thing is you shouldn't say what I did when I heard it.

Saying, "What the feck is a landshark and what does it have to do with football in Mississippi?"
also tends to piss people off. There's all this upset monologue about this player who put his hand on his head and called it a fin and himself a "landshark". Then it gets worse when you say, "So?" and they beginng telling the story of how -- it's just not worth it. It really isn't.

Especially if you've just used their football mug as a science experiment.



(PS Hurray Hurray it's Thursday and TBBT is on. "Bazzzinga!)



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It all started with a big bang -

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OMG I <3 TBBT.

Honest.


In my dreams Sheldon realizes that there's a world outside of the physics lab and he dates -- Penny. Yeah, I said it. There's all kinds of comic drama as he and Leonard passively agressively battle it out for the neighbor next door. In a season cliff hanger they've thrown down the gauntlet in the middle of a paint ball fire fight. Slow motion as the overture from The Flying Dutchmen fills the air.







As the sound of horns and paintballs brings that heroic battle to life, Sheldon, suddenly stops - freezes - and in a moment that would make an romance novel model proud suddenly squints into the camera - and grows a pair.


"Victory will be mine." he says in slow motion speach as he leaps between Penny and an incoming paint ball.


But wait, just as Sheldon dives to save Penny, she turns to see Leonard lying on the ground. Pelted with paint he's unconscious due to a momentary klutz.

Realizing that Leonard's fall had prevented her from being painfully pelted by enemy paint pellets, a montage of season three Leonard magically appears.

She's torn.

Disolve back to Penny thinking. "Why oh why can't I be a "polygamist"?" she says and walks away.



(Yeah, I know it's cheesy but the song fits. Okay.)


Now where was I. Oh yeah -



What will she do?



Okay. I know that this probably isn't going to happnen but I really do love this show and well it's the one show in the whole entire universe that I honestly don't mind writing fan fan fic for.

Bazzzzzzziiiiinnnnnggggggaaaa.




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Season 3 of The Big Bang Theory is out today on DVD. If you've never seen the show, watch Season 1 and 2 first.




Season 4 premires on Thursday, September 23rd, 8/7central on CBS.


Don't forget to read the creator comments at the very end.


How?






Hmmm.




And yeah I really and truly love to watch this show.

Next?


http://12dotsandablot.blogspot.com/2010/09/werdy.html


You know, when I finally go get the blue link thingy to work. I am going to be soooo happy.



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