The problem with crazy, stupid, and love in a movie is that the current film industry thinks that - if - it's love? It must ...
Ah who am I kidding.
Poptarts are better for you than this movie.
Marathon watching of the PowerPuff Girls cartoons is a better use of your time.
Heck Jennifer Anniston did it better a bunch of times.
The entire film catalog of the 1980 -90's did it better.
Even the 1970's did it better with the Brady Bunch.
Archaic references? Yes because this formula is so over done that you better have something different to say about it or leave it alone.
This weekend I'm going to see Cowboys vs Aliens. It's about a cowboy of the 1800's who wakes up with amnesia and a very bad feeling. He's been abducted. By aliens. No, not the illegal kind. The kind from outter space.
Kind of like the Wild Wild West movie . The one with Will Smith.
Oh no. It's really, really, really ..... a movie review? WTF?
Crazy. Stupid. Love
Well there's your review of this movie.
I'm not paying 10 bucks plus pop and corn to see this movie.
I don't care about Ryan G's junk or his abs.
(Really not that big of a deal.)
I REALLY don't care to see Steve Carrol "shudder" suffer.
(I saw Dan in Real Life. I saw Date Night. It's not stupid enough to be clever (think Dinner for Smucks). Honest to God Steve, please you seem funny. Enough with the suffering.)
It's not good parody and this kind of thing has been done to death or much better for serious. It's like eatting frog's legs, you try it, you think "Awh, this is awful. WHY did I even begin to think this would be a good idea." Yet, you soldier on thinking of all those starving keygrips but it's so bad you go see CowboysVSAliens to get the "bad taste" out of your mouth.
Maybe it's time for the "ennui" generation to get that it isn't the best to parody itself or come up with the next Friends franchise/clone. PLEASE leave the 80's and 90's out of it.
OR make a real live movie about what happens to to you when you get divorce in YOUR OWN time period.
Go make another vampire movie,parody the 70's,or make "JerseyShore.The Movie".
While I was reading on the Internet, I came upon some pretty mean spirited comments on the death of Amy Winehouse. LOL Where I'm from we try hard not to speak ill of the dead, especially of the tragically departed.
Craig Ferguson is either pre taped or on vaca repeats.
The "fly in my ointment" has finally gotten a clue and fledged.
Pup is okay.
WB is okay.
And I've got stuff to put on my already done list.
Not sure that I remember how but I need to have fun STAT!
What to do? What to do?
I've given it the best effort. I've been told that everyone has their life to live and I'm not invited. I tried and I tried and then I sat down and really thought about it. If folks are all squared away and don't need me? My time is now my own. Hmmm. That's not happened for over 20 years. I actually have time to myself and a boat. Hmmmm. I can go fishin' or sailing without having to coordinate. I can go sit in the hammock and read in the evening. All I have to do is keep up with the pups.
So I thought some more and well - if no one needs me (too late you already said that you didn't) -well I'm gonna take a vacation too. Stay up. Sleep in. Screw off.
I am a writer.
I have that on good authority from an actual publisher. The kind that produce really good books. They said it but I already knew it.
I am a disinherited, sometimes broke, wanna be writer and poet.
For almost three years, I spent mornings happily writing in my blog (avg views/month 8,000). Life was good. Then the blog landlords "pulled the plug" and "vamoose" no more blog.
Now I write. I live my life with dogs in the middle of a forest (kind of) and I Blog