Friday, April 9, 2010

Holy cow NOW I get it

This is why I love to watch tv's Craig Ferguson.

Last night's guests were both authors.

From The Day I Shot Cupid. Hello my name is Jennifer Love Hewitt And I'm a Love aholic"

page 18.

"...So be strong, have personal power - good God, roar if you have to! But a couple of nights a week try letting it be all about your undergarment and on top put a dress, perfume, some sparkle powder, and a little willingness to let him lead."

To Mr. Neville's book, "Ghosts of Belfast"

pg 1

"Maybe if he had one more drink they'd leave him alone. Gerry Fegan told himself that lie before every swallow...."

I'm thinking that the only thing missing was the skit where the Ghost Whisper character is at the bar with the fictional Mr. Fegan and she sees those 12 Ghosts of Belfast as well. "I see dead people too so stop yer drinkin' Mr. Fegan." she would say. She could have interceeded for Mr Fegan, done alittle Freudian psycho analysis, and sent those 12 ghosts packing without all that extra drama. Afterwards the real Ms. Hewitt and Mr. Neville could have gone out to a pub both in sparkly powder and really good shoes. As a matter of fact, if Mr. Neville didn't already have a girl friend? I'd think this would make a most interesting couple.

Sigh, I really love to watch this show. It's getting better and better in the irony department. Or maybe in the parody department. Which ever it is it's not boring.


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Review for Annie's book

"

You know that feeling of dread that comes when a new author utters the words, "Would you read this?" There's a knot that you feel forming in your stomach when you hear the words "historical novel". You're pretty sure that it's either going to be "dry as dirt" or so "flowery" it should be in romance novels with fake Fabios on the cover.

That's not this book.

This book is actually interesting. There are no tedious moments to skim though nor are there "high drama" or "soap box" moments to endure. This book is a good fictional story based on real world events.

Enjoyed the book. Would recommend it to others.

I love Jennifer.

I have an acquaintance who thinks he's in love with the star of Ghost Whisper.

Well he doesn't actually think he's in love with her. He just collects her photos and puts them on his computer. To him she's just the brightest light in the sky.

I'm ranting this morning. I turned on Youtube so that I could watch tv's Craig Ferguson's interview with Stewart Neville and what happens. They have the interview with the Jennifer Love Whozits but not with the author of the Ghosts of Belfast, Stewart Neville.

There aren't words.

Well there are.

Here's Jennifer (squee) Love Whozits in her own words:

From her book " The Day I Shot Cupid. Hello My Name is Jennifer Love Hewitt and I Am a Love aholic"

page 18.

"...So be strong, have personal power - good God, roar if you have to! But a couple of nights a week try letting it be all about your undergarment and on top put a dress, perfume, some sparkle powder, and a little willingness to let him lead."







And here are the words from writer Stewart Neville:

Unfortunately, Stewart Neville's interview isn't here. He can't rock a pair of pink stilettos. Otherwise, I'm sure that his interview would up on Youtube already right here next to the extra ordinary writer, Jen.

Sporting sparkle powder and pink stilettos.

In the mean time here's a link to his blog.

http://conduitnovel.blogspot.com

Check out the post about diamond shoes.

Yup, yup, and yup.








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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Allert....allert....allert...

I have a new dream.

Yeah, even I have a goal in life.

My goal?

I want a Wanda Bar.


I'd show you a youtube but apparently the folks at Youtube have this problem with showing it but ---

if you stay up late on Saturday and look in on of all places Fox TV? You will see what I mean.


Ding dong. (doorbell)

Hey Mr. Peabody?




It's very important that one's sidekick have the proper amount of "suck-tion".





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