The answer is?
It's got a great beat and it's easy to dance to.
And it tells a story...
Storms a brewin'.
(A thunderstorm not a metaphor.)
The dogs are trying their best to hunker down and I'm fixin' to eat.
(I'd take a shower but that might not be the best plan what with thunderstorms predicted.)
So I'm a gonna go pee and then eat.
Hope all's well with you and yours.