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LOL, Heeeeeeeee'sssssssss back.


Tv's Craig Ferguson, 12:30Eastern/11:30 Central


Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


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The NEW Late Late Show with Kristin

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Ah no hang on, that's not Kristen. That's Tom Snyder interviewing John Lydon aka Johnny Rotten (1980).


Dunno' maybe this is the one:





LOL. Nope. That would be Craig Ferguson's interview with Craig Ferguson on the Late Late Show. Okay I think I finally found a The Late late Show with Kristen.




The point?

I love cute cuddly things; Sid the Bunny, that cat on the WDWLATSTMC bumper, Zombies. I loved Mr. Rogers and his neigborhood. I really truly do but...

Honestly?

I want to hear the interview.

I loved the LLS with Craig Ferguson when it could talk about Johnny Rotten and the Canterbury Tales in the same monologue. Sure sometimes the references go under appreciated. That was the fun of it. I loved hearing an actress talk about Russian authors with Craig and never mention the latest movie she was in. On everyother interview show she was going to say the same thing but on Craig's show she was going to talk literature because she could. That was the great thing about the show. All those "off the path conversations".

The viewers loved it and were loyal because of it.
It was our little late night secret.

Where's the Pulitzer Prize winning author/journalist from Ohio. It's coming up on the Mid term elections. Some of those 16-18 year olds have a brain and love politics.



Please.

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Now you might be wanting to ask, "Hang on. Is this about the quality of an interview or about the progression of John Lydon's life?" Well it's about the quality of the interview using the "scientific method". So all things being the same except the interviewer (kinda", this should be telling whether it's a good interview or not.







:D



I was watching videos this morning (see the next post) and got to wondering what would have happened if the guitarist in this video had (accidentally of course) sat in an ant bed?



I'm bored. It happens.

http://12dotsandablot.blogspot.com/2010/09/gone-fishin.html



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OMG! The BEST Kristen Bell Interview on the LLS ever...

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LOL I just love it when Kristen Bell is interviewed on the Late Late Show.







I know that she hasn't had a hit since Veronica Mars but I just think that she should be on the show every night.


The Late Late Show with Craig and Kristen.

LOL, yep.

Just like Regis and Kelly!

Woah! "Truth"



Every night they can talk about the day's events.

Kristen can talk about whatever it is she thinks about. Craig can listen to her talk and talk and talk and talk about the important stuff of life. Kind of like being married. One morning he'll come into the writer's meeting and he won't have any dialog to worry with. It will all be handled by "Kristen Lee".


LOL The spanish word of the day? Sabatical.


It'll be about the time that someone from CBS will come for a visit. They'll point to charts and demo numbers and say ( in a German accent ), "You know Craig. Maybe this would be a good time for you to take a break. Write that third book.

Don't worry.

Kristen can take care of everything."


(Do I hear a gasp and mellow dramatic church organ music?)




The show's got enought notice that there might be a (semi) huge bruhaha and pictures on US Weekly. Tabloid city.

Lots of free publicity.



Craig could get all mad and quit. There'd be shows with Kristen boohooing about the whole thing, more free publicity for the show, and finally the press conference announcing that there would be a format change at the LLS.



Kind of like divorce only with meaner lawyers. :D


They'd call the new show?

The Late Late Show with Kristen.



(Note: I wanted to say that they could call it The Late Late Show with tv's Kristen Bell but it didn't flow and well - I'm not sure if Mr. Ferguson's lawyers would approve. For legal reasons.)

Anyway, Mr. Ferguson can retire to his farm in Vermont and write that third book (which is hopefully a succes cause I doubt that he gets a "ConanO" settlement), and we , the long time viewers of The LLS , can watch The NEW Late Late Show with Kristen. We can watch her talk and talk and talk and talk and talk about whatever. Cause after all we don't care about what the host has to say. Uh uh.

We just care what they look like.

Maybe we could re enact whole episodes of Veronica Mars!

Yay! I heart charades! Crayons and ooloring books for everyone!!!

Skits with Kristen. Pillow fights!!









Sounds like a plan.



So come on LLS viewers. Fire up the "colortinis" and Tweets.

Demand The Kristen and Craig Show.


I for one would be highly entertained.


Happy, happy!


:D GoatHerderBoy

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Next?

I still can't get the friggin' blue links thingy to work.

Here's the cut and paste link


http://12dotsandablot.blogspot.com/2010/09/it-all-started-with-big-bang.html




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Ooolala...oops?

White jeans before Memorial Day?????

Ooolala yeah.

Now if we can only we get "casual Fridays on the LLShow"



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Dear Craig,

My dog Izzy is farty.

I wrote to Craig Ferguson for help and advice about this because his own dog is farty. Well and it would cost me 90 bucks to have the vet tell me, "Yes, your dog is farty."

Wonder if he'll write back?

Craig not his farty dog.

I Love Wendy...

I love Oprah too.

I love Tyra.

But no one person is better than Wendy.

She's like Oprah and Tyra combined.

A best friend who will hurt you if you talk bad about me. :D

Well I like Wendy best except for Craig.

I love watching Craig but I love watching him for a different reason.

(Like I'm way too chicken to watch the porn on tv and I don't have a sex life...)

Then there's Ellen --

Time for Dr. Phil...


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11:08:00 AM On the other hand...

If you can rock a pair of y fronts or a nasty teddy why not?





It might get you on reality tv.





My friend Buck and his ex third wife had a hella fight in the front of their condo last June. Seems it was the same time that Cops was filming down the street. Some drug king pin got busted. Anyway they were yellin about stuff and she ran outside. Out he goes after her in a pair of yfronts. Next thing ya' know they're the lead story on the Cops show AND the entertainment for the Sea Harbor Marina Neigborhood Association meeting. The only sex those women get is the buzz from watching Craig Ferguson so they were "...entralled..." to see neigbhor Buck in his y fronts. Over and over and over ---








So maybe there's times when flashing alittle (ex) marital disharmony in the front yard is a good thing. Buck gets all kinds of notice and I hear Cops pays scale.







"...bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna doooo..."



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