Dear Penguins in Antarctica.
I hate to whine but you guys are just not helping. At this point the only continent who's yet to read my blog is yours. Yes, yours. Antarctica has yet to read my blog.
What do I have to do? I did the penguin dance. I sang the penguin song. No, I didn't go see HappyFeet 3D. I was busy writing this blog and doing stuff but that's no excuse for you NOT reading.
You just have to read it. You don't have to post.
If you do? I write you a poem.
Your very own, "She wrote this just for me." poem.