I smell maple bacon and orangejuice (fresh).
This is not fair.
Stomach is growling, "Feeeed me!"
This is what comes from being celibate.
No sex to distract stomach.
If I had sex? My stomach would be waaaaay too busy to worry with food.
Not even maple bacon with fresh orange juice would be a distraction.
Not even if it was served with in bed room service is a lovely B and B in New Orleans.