Wednesday, February 1, 2012

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I smell maple bacon and orangejuice (fresh).

This is not fair.

Stomach is growling, "Feeeed me!"

This is what comes from being celibate.

No sex to distract stomach.

If I had sex? My stomach would be waaaaay too busy to worry with food.

Not even maple bacon with fresh orange juice would be a distraction.

Not even if it was served with in bed room service is a lovely B and B in New Orleans.

Grumbles.


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2 comments:

  1. The bacon and oj smell is really intense. Now has undertones of a crisp apple. Crunch.

    Must have sex.

    (This is serious.)

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  2. No I don't understand it either. This is the most popular blog post of the month.

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