One of my waffles broke and a piece fell into my stick of butter.
It's in the shape of a cross.
(I'd post a photo but I dont' know how to do that. You'll just have to take my word on it. It's shaped JUST like a cross.)
I think it's a sign.
Even God thinks I should become the worlds first female sumo wrestler.
God's going to very disappointed when she finds out I want to sail sailboats.