As a writer, I have taken to my bed only to rise up to eat and watch Tv's Craig Ferguson and Morgan Friedman do readings of Snooki's new book Shore Thing...
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All you folks who are saying smart azz things about Snooki's book Shore Thing...
Ya'll are just being unfair. Have you read the book? Do you know how hard it is for no celebrity writers to get a book published? Snooki if you are reading this? Because of you a ghostwriter made their carpayment. Hold your head up high, Snooki, and know that Edith Wharton's book , The House of Mirth, got bad reviews when it was released and now it's called a masterpiece. In the future your novel will be looked on as wonderful example of social satire very much like that of Ms Wharton.
In the immortal words of Frank Sinatra?
Do it your way....
Regards from a fellow writer,
PS. Dear Tv's Craig Ferguson, thank you for doing readings from this book. Ever since I heard the words uttered from your mouth, I knew that there was refuge in satire.
I'm going back to bed now.